I didn’t know I still followed AIM on facebook but I’m so glad I do right now.
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I really like wearing skirts but sometimes the way people react to it makes me want to punch them in the face.
Ugh, how I hate this! “OMG you in a skirt! Do you want the world to end?!” why don’t you shut the fuck up?!
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my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
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I should actually get around to setting up my Linked In page sometime.
I can’t stop listening to this.
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This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
Today has been great. We can all go to bed, the day is finished.
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MILFORD – Police are searching for two missing teenagers who were last seen leaving school together Wednesday. They were last seen in Manhattan, NY
Samantha Pabon is 16, white, 5 feet, 2 inches tall, 140 pounds, has brown hair, brown eyes, and wears glasses.
Noah Kalafus is 19, white, 5 feet, 7 inches tall, 129 pounds, and has brown hair and brown eyes. He was last seen wearing a white hooded sweatshirt with geometric designs.Noah has a medical condition requiring medication that he does not have with him.
The two teenagers did not have access to a vehicle, and police believe they may be using public transportation.
Anyone with information is asked to call 203-878-6551.
Guys, this is my god-brother. Seriously, if you see him, call the number. He was last seen in Manhattan trying to sell his phone at a gamestop.
EDIT: It has been drawn to my attention that some people think this post is fake. Please, it’s not. You can see the 20 second video news 12 gave them here. I just want them to find Noah, and I’m sure Sam’s family wants her back too. If you see them, call the number
You guys seriously there are missing people here and one of them needs medicine and you’re preoccupied with details and that’s okay but it takes like 2.5 seconds to reblog IF you tag and come on help people it’s nice to do.
all i want is pizza and high self esteem
hello
hello
Note to self
The timbre change between a clarinet and a harshly distorted guitar is phenomenal.
Gotta love how unrefined and imperfect a folk singers voice sounds.
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